Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
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did you just send me my own nude
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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