i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
ttyl tear gas
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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