I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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