There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize
