beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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