how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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