shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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