puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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