I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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