I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
