Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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