all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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