DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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