ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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