sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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