you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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