Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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