dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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