Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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