I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
