Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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