Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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