Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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