We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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