The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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