she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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