I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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