there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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