"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Too much gin, very little bucket
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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