hotel room ftw
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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