There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
This is my gift to your gina
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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