trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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