Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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