that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I looked at my own cervix.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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