Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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