yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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