His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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