you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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