pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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