I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
my poor anus
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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