I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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