is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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