so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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