this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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