Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
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there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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