I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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