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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.

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• (805): View more from California

  at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.

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• (650): View more from California

  sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity

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• (206): View more from Washington

  That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods

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• (951): View more from California

  Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.

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  Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.

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• (858): View more from California

  Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back

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• (915): View more from Texas

  It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english

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  There was no door guy at the bar

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• (845): View more from New York

  Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.

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