is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it