I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family