Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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