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(504): View more from Louisiana

i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days

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(914): View more from New York

I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza

(917): View more from New York City

The hookers weren't a dream get tested

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.

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(574): View more from Indiana

I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.

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(631): View more from New York

Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"

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(719): View more from Colorado

Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.

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