How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
