I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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