she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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