so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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