he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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