you turned your livingroom into a bong?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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