in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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