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(512): View more from Texas

uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?

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(818): View more from California

i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids

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(757): View more from Virginia

Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"

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(480): View more from Arizona

How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?

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(786): View more from Florida

i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"

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(406): View more from Montana

We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.

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(936): View more from Texas

but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?

(224): View more from Illinois

No actually I had socks on...

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