She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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